Thursday, September 17, 2009
the blog circus begins
HURRY HURRY HURRY! COME SEE THE AMAZING AND IGNORANT MASSES THAT JUST LOVE ATTENTION! AND DONT KNOW WHEN TO LEAVE WELL ENOUGH ALONE!
see the amazing egotist! marvel at how he can even walk around a room with how big his head is!
gasp in amazment as the hot headed heroine bursts in to flames at the slightest provocation of anyone around her!
leer in disturbance as the man with the pinned together back becomes an emo capable of nothing!
an gaze in awe and fear as the dog woman stares blankly into her camera phone, like it was the last thing shed ever do!
and last but not least, yell in gaping displacement as the one guy that started this whole idiotic tv circus, brands them as they potray themselves!
watch in awe and emotional turmoil as people turn on each other, and at the center of it all, the one letter, one grandslam, one drunken letter that started it all right here before your very eyes, gasp in shock and awe, as the critics of my life cease to amaze and try desperatley to insult my intelligence! the orror! the facination! the incredible, eible egg!
HURRY HURRY HURRY! because this once in a lifetime show of fireworks and failed anger managment classes is a once in a lifetime event, that not even the most stalwart of psychologist can cure! who will be the victor!? who will be the valiant, and who will be the villian? and most importantly of all, the greatest question ever asked of the angry goth like hickville group?
are you currently, or ever were, a part of the kerry springer show! because they have it all folks! the cousin fuckers, the boyfriend stealers, the imaginary vampires! this saterday and sunday only! HURRY HURRY HURRY FOR THE GREATEST CIRCLE JERK EVENT OF THE CENTURY! THE ELDERLY GET IN FOR FREE!
darryl maples, brian quinones, angry chick, and the severly pmsing looking bitch thats subbed to my blog, i have warned you what would become of provoking me further, i have state that if you kept replying, i would keep replying, and so on, and so forth, and yadda yadda yadda.
the fact remains that you have yet to listen to reason, cool you jets and let the shit fest go. but like good little rednecks, bumkins, and hillbillies moonshine masters. you have failed at even attempting to lay this issue to rest. i laugh at how easily we are provoked into a pointless, idiotic, emo war with each other, because lets face it, you four are just as villianous as i am. just as cruel, just as mean, and just as fucking devious as the next person.
in fac,t i think ill add this blog, along with links to your profile and post them at the very heart of my spiderweb project, so that the whole world can see what truly describes the words deceptive. in no way is this an attack on your families.
it is merely an literary attack on you. a written one, one that lacks very little power and yet like flies to shit, you come screaming for your very lives, as if what i post has power. which... by thel ooks of it, i say it pretty much the fuck does if you brats are whining like your favorite toy just got taken away...
oh, how i wonder how THIS whole thing will turn out.... oh well, this is the price you pay for incurring my anger.
you four ARE the weakest link, GOODBYE!
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