for the record i would just love to suck on megan foxes right boob. i personally think it contains the stuff of the gods. and i do mean the STUFF....ing... thats what i meant. the stuffing of the gods. ladies and gental man of the press, michael vicks a fucking ass raper who should ass rape kanye fucking west because taylor swift got her moment to shine, and the stupid douche fucked it up for the rest of the night. but i hope he rots in hell right next to ghandi... or megan fox... which ever happens first. anyways...
lemme tell yall something about the awards shows in hollywood. they are too fucking political.... why? everythings decided by and cabinet of evil old monkeys who dont know crap about talent, an they always choose the sons of bitches whove been in the same fucking movies weve all seen four thousand times before.... hero and time travel? our governor. hookers with zombies? showtime after dark. evil dead? fox news. the point being, that weve become more entertained by the sight of some guy chopping his dick off with an axe then we have been in a LONG time by the sight of jon blowsheep winning an oscar for playing a retard.
but the point being, that the more time that goes by, the more we want to see some actual action at any awards show. WE WANT B OBBS AND VAGINA TO FIGHT EACH OTHER IN AN EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN TWO GREAT THINGS AND TOM HANKS! why? because mel gibson hates the jews. and tom hanks is a manchild with bad hair. and perez hilton is a fucking pedophile. SPREAD THE FUCKING WORD!
people, ive been thinking for a long time about the shit that pisses me off more times then aol has deliver those fucking demo cds in my mail. "youve got mail!" "you made jesus cry!" ! i dont give a flying monkey fucker about the grammies or the cma awards. all they are is emo people in fancy clothes getting little ego strokers that are the plastic substitute for a hand job. and dont get me started on big brother 11. cause i was more addicte to that shit faster then a crack head gives head to a lousy philanthropist. yeah thats right, i said it! what the fuck are you going to do about it? send a prayer to god and hope he strikes me down!? ha! and double teaming ha!
listen folks, the more times that pedophile cum all over the sight of dakota fanning them ore we are reminded that chris hansen really needs to get his ass back in gear and humiliate more of the mother fuckers. because sometimes guys do that. fuck mothers. i know that the first thing i want to see on a sunday morning is a fat guy screaming the words "FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!" over and over again to the dribbling asshole on youtube... all because they called him fat. poor overwieght bastard. fat as the sun, lookingl ike jabba the slut, and getting kicked out of his house because his wife dont like swearing. i lol at him.
but then that is the sight of pedophiles thinking their retarded ways will gian them fame, noteriety, and of course, micheal jacksons never never land guest list. hey, had to happen some time. ive realised something while writing this, im drunk, i have a boner at four in the fucking morning, and there is a strange man humping my sliding glass door that leads to the back yard. god bless america. because if he didnt, the evil that is joe biden would scream all over the net like the two girls one cup video.
and hes still killing people left and right today. by showing them that exact video. just like pooty tang. that fucking assmuncher.
speaking of fucking assmunchers. ive recently discovered that darryl maples is a frequent customer at a bunch of gay bars all over the world. think about it folks, a pedophile like darryl maples, flying over the country, to fuck guys that are 20 years older then him. i think that asshats like him deserve a second chance at s and m bars too. why? becauselex luthor hates mel gibson, who in turn hates jews, who in turn hate the sound of jingling change.
life sicks like that.sucks, sicks, sex, six times the maount of sex that megan foxes left boob will havewith her right boobs. because they secretly hate each other. just like all womens overies secretly hate the bodies their in. which is how pmsing women are such giant dicks sometimes when they want a bowl of cholo chip and get a pinto bean recipe instead. i would totaly hit that shit. literly. id hit a peice of shit with my fist as hard as i could, with a lit match, in front of jermey irons front doors.... why? because jeremy irons has more then one door slamming him in the ass at one point or another. why?
because george lucas hates lex luthor, who hates mel gibson, who hates the jews, who hate the sound of jingling change, who hate mickey mouse, who rapes daffy duck. thats why. deal with it.
in my experience, sex is meant to be like a porn movie, sloppy, second rate, hairy, bad music in the background, and some asshole screaming "YOU NEED TO CUM ON HER FACE OR ELSE WELL RUIN THE SHOT!" that assholes bee riding me all fucking day like a horse. and now my back hurts.... what the fuck am i talking about? fuck it.... next topic.... anyone remebember barney fife? he rapes midgets in their sleep. and no ones the wiser. hes like a little rape ninja, who comes in your hand and then does the shaving cream trick on your face with his ass. why?
because superman hates george lucas, who hates lex luthor, who hates mel gibson, who hates the jews, who hate the sound of jingling change, which hates mickey mouse, who rapes daffy duck, who then rapes pluto up the ass with hitlers mustache.
that is a horrible horrible sight and i apologize profusely for wetting the bed when your not looking. i talking to you strange humpy man! ladies... show me your boobs, men, show the women your dicks... i dont know hwy just DO IT!
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