caasi landed at the center of the forty acre rainbow colored grassy plane. she walked over and layed on her stomach to get a better grasp of the situation. she let out a small squeak of unease as she was looking back at herself. "hi!" the other caasi said in a warbled tone of voice. her hazel eyes darting this way and that. "uh... hi? who are you?" caasi said to caasi in an uneasy sort of way. "oh! im you! my husband and i have been here for a few minutes now!" she giggled weirdly and then turned her head towards whatever attracted her attention and left. caasi felt completely freaked out about her uber cheery self and decided it was for the best if she just checked on morgan.
morgan didnt need any checking up on as his first and apparently only order of business was the devouring of anything that looked edible. "DONT EAT ME!" "I HAVE TO! IM HUNGRY!" morgan screamed in joy and ran after a giant cherry flavored lifesaver. "IM SORRY! DONT HJUDGE ME!" the lifesaver screamed in panic and jumped off the side of the plane, only for its copy to plop onto the grassy plain. "OH GOD! NOT AGAIN!" caasi could hear the first lifesaver say as a hearty slobbering sound could be heard along with the sound of a warbled morgans laughter.
"ugh... morgan! get back here NOW!" caasi said to morgan as loud as she could. morgan however was caught in a delemna of his own creation. there were now four giant living lifesaver, all screaming their heads off and running around in four different directions. now all he had to do was eat all four of them and then he would overcome his problem. "SHWARZENFEUER! ERDE!EIS-WURZEL-DORN-STURM!" instantly giant snake like roots covered in sharp spines of ice shot through the ground under neath the four lifesavers, saving morgan the time of chasing them each down. "yes dear?"
caasi didnt know what to think at this point. she could understand morgans insatiable desire to eat things, no matter if they could feel him doing it to them or not, but she needed to find out a way to get out of the singolarita dimensionale before resaec had a chance to enact his destructive masterp lan whatever that would be. "may i help you?" a voice said that seemed lofty and full of energy. it also happened to belong to a friend of overlord vals. "um..." morgan could only try to sputter the words. but caasi managed to get them out just fine.
"hello there! my name is caasi gavin and this is my husband, morgan, could you please help me out? my darling seems to have a bit of a hunger streak going for him. also... who are you?" the creature looked first at caasi with a sense of smugness to its marble face, then to morgan with a slight sense of horror. "i... and doow suwin. please follow me this way. i have much to tell you about this place. and even somethings about the underside of this place as well."
doow suwin looked like what appeared to be the result if a human, a bat, a diamond, and a chess games bishop ever decided to get it on in a freaky four way and then give birth to this creature. it had long silvery wings, a slender, clear, faceted body that ended with two tails. the face was had one eye, three mouths, and a hole that seemed to have no effect on its inner workings. doow led caasi into the first house. and then lead morgan in next. caasi simply was amazed at the way everything in the house was twisted visually but operated as if nothing were wrong.
she took a step forward and the house shrank. she stepped backwards and the house grew. she looked left, the house inverted itself, when she turned right, the house seemed bent on killing a fly with just about as much accuracy as a bind man with palsy trying to draw a straight line does. she was ismply so amazed at the inner workings of the house, that she nearly forgot that morgan was right in front of her. "im gonna throw up the lifesavers..." he simply said as he ran out of the house.
"doow... tell me about the singolarita please..." caasi said with a feined interest as doow followed her around. "this is the place where all three dimensions become one, the very center of the imagination, the pheonix that gives birth to the waking, the dream, and the nightmare!" doow explained with a heartfelt joy. "the singolarita dimensionale is comprised of the illogical, the first house which you were just in. then there is the unreasonable, which is the house that your husband just ran into... and just proceeded to throw up just outside of... and then the third house would be the incomprhendable!" doow laughed in joy. "but... what about the other side? how come i saw me, and then i talked to myself, and then watched as i left?" caasi asked aloud. she saw the expression projected on doows face go from joyful to serious. "the otherside contains the houses of the reasonable, the logical, and the comprehendable."
morgan chased after another giant living lifesaver, completely carefree that he would cause it grave injury from his eating it. "I WANT TO GIVE YOU A LITTLE NIBBLE! JUST ONE... LITTLE... NIBBLE!" "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?" "A NIBBLE!" morgan screamed as he careened into the living candy and slammed it into hundreds of edible peices. all which proceeded to scream and panic as morgan began sweeping them all into his open maw. caasi looked back at doow and asked one very important question that seriously needed to be answered. "is there going to be any end to those things at all?" doow shook his head complacently. "nope. it comes standard with the places. moving on!"
morgan finally became sick of the living candy popping up whenever they pleased and started to ignore their high pitched screams when ever they would see him. "knock it off! erde, seal those things off!" doow became highly agitated with morgan. "you seriously DO NOT want to do that. they multiply like rabbits and i hate killing them off." caasi gigled for a little bit before coming to her senses. "so, being the center of the three dimensions, do you about the god of terror?" doow landed on the edge of the plain and yawned. "yes... he is not very powerful in this place as he could only stay here for a few seconds before being spat out of the white hole... the hwite hole is filled with very strong creatures that take more pride in toying with their enemies that eneter their domain."
it seemed that caasi needed to find out a way to get herself and morgan back out of the singolarita dimensionale before they too were pulled into the white hole. but first, she needed to stop morgan from eating all the lifesavers. she was hungry as well.
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