folks, john and kate plus 8 is one of the reasons america is in the econic crapper. they are, kate, is a overwhelming, self absorbed, over controlling, money pinching graboid bitch. and john... is fucking cool. i know, unbiased media right? WRONG! look, i hate all reality shows equally and will not stop for any reason, andj ust because i can, ill even attack little big world. fucking midgets.there, see? i have no problem assualting the stupid and rampant disease, known also as reality tv. sure they show us what its like to be REAL... fucking retarded when the cameras are rolling, but i thought thats what AFV was for? showing us all the fun stuff we love about watching people hurt themselves with out the unnessicerities of such a genre. such as listening to the stars of said show or series bitch about the other person on the show.and that brings me toanother point id like to make. THEY SHOULD MAKE A REALITY SHOW ON AMISH PEOPLE! i think that would go over particularly well in that community. think about it! barn raising, churning butter, tom beckers son tapping that oh so awesome amish ass? man, technology will be the death of them for sure! why just think of all the rumours that oculd be generated!is that really butter?
does cow tipping have the same effect as halo 3?
does raising the barn really mean... raising the BARN?think of all the profits hollywood could turn into fake boobs with the rampant amount of idiotic rip off movies like street fighter, where in the past, game to movie franchises have clearly become somewhat of a losing battle. mario brothers any one?but besides the rampant sexual innuendos that john and bitch... i mean kate possess, think of the kids!? yes, the really annoying stars might be john and kate, but dont count out the kids yet! they might even have there own playschool trailers! wow! what an expense! i think thats why kate decided to jet from the marriage. she wanted to control john, and john wanted some nice 22year old pussy. hey, hes moved on, why cant kate see that? instead, shes blasting him for moving on and dating someone else that isnt a complete kuric clone. and did you check out that hair? oh my fucking god. its like shes turned tv emo or something. i know normally id be ranting about the mysteries of the fucked up pageant... which really pisses me off... ill get to that another time. kates earned this BIG time.i hate reality shows because they are about the one thing im sick of:REALITY!we currently have reality shows about every single possible subject. random people with cameras follwing other random people around for random reasons. itsl ike the good ol usa has become the land of the fucked, and the home of the media stalker. you heard me right, and no im not taking it back.the simple fact that history often repeats itself more times then an autistic person with ocd and ed and a rampant hankering to masterbate at every possible oppertunity has made me more sick of tv.the fucking news ruined for me. maybe im getting cranky at a lot of things, or simply just burned out from everything thats on these days that the media seems to think might be a good idea. g force anyone?look i get it, talking animals are for kids. but for thel ove of fucking god, please dont fill it with anooying stereo typical constant puns, and idiotic scenes of mice saying poop in his hand! its bad enough that there isnt a movie about a young boy with leprasy and the flesh eating virus that loves him. in fact, i htink i just summerized hollywoods relationship with the world. you really want to know what? i hope the next survivor has bungee jumping into a volcano and the damned thing erupts. killing the host, the pissed off, bitchy, uncalming, frustrating contestants who decided to participate in that fucking excorcise of "do as i say or you go to your room"thats pretty much the point of those kinds of shows. they are literally bullying people into doing what the shows want them to do, and the more EXTREME the stunt, the bigger the ratings. the more DRAMA there is on the show, the bigger the ratings. look, if it came to that forumal which works so well, then heres a thought for drama...you get the most fanatical racists white supremesist you can, and lock him in a maze with five hundred pissed off extreme black rights ex convicts and arm them with tazers, and at the same time, strap a mike to the jackholes mouth and dont censor a thing.oh yeah, fox already took that idea, its called 24.
does cow tipping have the same effect as halo 3?
does raising the barn really mean... raising the BARN?think of all the profits hollywood could turn into fake boobs with the rampant amount of idiotic rip off movies like street fighter, where in the past, game to movie franchises have clearly become somewhat of a losing battle. mario brothers any one?but besides the rampant sexual innuendos that john and bitch... i mean kate possess, think of the kids!? yes, the really annoying stars might be john and kate, but dont count out the kids yet! they might even have there own playschool trailers! wow! what an expense! i think thats why kate decided to jet from the marriage. she wanted to control john, and john wanted some nice 22year old pussy. hey, hes moved on, why cant kate see that? instead, shes blasting him for moving on and dating someone else that isnt a complete kuric clone. and did you check out that hair? oh my fucking god. its like shes turned tv emo or something. i know normally id be ranting about the mysteries of the fucked up pageant... which really pisses me off... ill get to that another time. kates earned this BIG time.i hate reality shows because they are about the one thing im sick of:REALITY!we currently have reality shows about every single possible subject. random people with cameras follwing other random people around for random reasons. itsl ike the good ol usa has become the land of the fucked, and the home of the media stalker. you heard me right, and no im not taking it back.the simple fact that history often repeats itself more times then an autistic person with ocd and ed and a rampant hankering to masterbate at every possible oppertunity has made me more sick of tv.the fucking news ruined for me. maybe im getting cranky at a lot of things, or simply just burned out from everything thats on these days that the media seems to think might be a good idea. g force anyone?look i get it, talking animals are for kids. but for thel ove of fucking god, please dont fill it with anooying stereo typical constant puns, and idiotic scenes of mice saying poop in his hand! its bad enough that there isnt a movie about a young boy with leprasy and the flesh eating virus that loves him. in fact, i htink i just summerized hollywoods relationship with the world. you really want to know what? i hope the next survivor has bungee jumping into a volcano and the damned thing erupts. killing the host, the pissed off, bitchy, uncalming, frustrating contestants who decided to participate in that fucking excorcise of "do as i say or you go to your room"thats pretty much the point of those kinds of shows. they are literally bullying people into doing what the shows want them to do, and the more EXTREME the stunt, the bigger the ratings. the more DRAMA there is on the show, the bigger the ratings. look, if it came to that forumal which works so well, then heres a thought for drama...you get the most fanatical racists white supremesist you can, and lock him in a maze with five hundred pissed off extreme black rights ex convicts and arm them with tazers, and at the same time, strap a mike to the jackholes mouth and dont censor a thing.oh yeah, fox already took that idea, its called 24.
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