after a few hours of chasing morgan around the plain and saving the lives of innumerable lifesavers, doow led the couple into the house of the illogical to meet the illside residents inside. the inside of the house was a conglomerate of noodles, foods, and lunchboxes of failed eighties cartoons made to living pictures. there were seventeen rooms, one on each floor. the house of the illogical changed appearance constantly, in fact, the rooms changed each time caasi or morgan blinked to random scenery or places. sometimes they would be in outerspace, others they would be in inside the most amazing planets, or even on several hundred lightyears above the entierty of existense itself. morgan usualy puked up leftover life saver at this point, and then felt it rain upon him in a later setting.
after they had become used to the constant changes, doow introduced them to a round being with a flaring red light that orbited the being not more then five meters. "this is brian, he is a q from the universe of segments. its not really clear who he was... or maybe even who hes going to be since his appearance changes everytime when ever someone blinks... so this is why he avoids large groups of people." caasi was the first to extend a hand out to brians orbiting red light when doow gave her a cautionary glance. "you have to ask yourself... can you handle the awesome power that comes with shaking the very thing known only as brianism?" caasi nodded slowly, but doow would have none of it. "CAN YOU!?" he said in a more feirce tone of voice. caasi slowly shrunk away before morgan had enough. "we are the resident deities of an ideological supernova of baddassery known as gavinism. I WILL SHAKE YOUR HAND!" morgan declared as he boldly grappled with brians red light. the sudden surge of force that erupted broke through morgans core of his very being. his skin rippled, his muscles strained, and his sight began to fade out. the very walls of the first floor in theh ouse of the illogical were torn down, and even the residents of the underside of the plain felt the powerful disturbance.
when it was all over, and the dust had settled, doow and caasi had been knocked onto their butts while morgan was still standing, his eyes wide, his teeth clenched, his hair sticking straight back. but he still had a firm grip on the fiercely vibrating red light known only as brianism. "nice... to... meet... you..." he said through strained gasps. the q wandered off to do some random thing as his appearance changed hundreds of times as morgan blinked. once again they found themselves at the very door of existence, creation, and all things possible in the mind of man. and once again, morgan threw up tiny chunks of screaming lifesavers.
doow floated towards the door and opened it outwards. a blinding light screamed outwards, sending shockwaves of feral emotions running through doows mind and utterly incapicating him. the room changed suddenly to a view of the overlord of the nightmare realms throne room. caasi had to knock morgan out cold so that at least she could hear what was going on.
resaec, the god of terror, the overlord of the nightmare realm had three of his clones in front of him. the slender, cloaked and masked versions of himself waited on their knees for instructions on what to do with the rest of what resaec deemed as unreliable people who were dreaming. "i want oursdie, the nightmare dimension, to be the only one in existence! only then will my plan be complete... you have your orders, NOW GO!" the clones dissapeared in pillars of shadows that passed over them like gloves sliding onto unwilling hands. resaec sensed there was someone else in the room. caasi held her breathe as resaec extended fourteen bony hands, their snakelike appearance streaming around the room, searching for whatever intruder may have been lurking i nthe dark recesses.
"it is no matter. the only way THOSE two will be getting out of the singolarita is through the white hole," the god of terror said as the fourteen hands slithered back underneath his robes, "and when they get out of the white hole... they wil have to contend with every possibility slamming together instantaneously." at the last minute, resaec looked to see a faint glow right in front of him. "how very curious... they seem to be in the house of the illogical... and by the looks of it, have gotten past the livesavers as well."
caasi couldnt take it anymore. her eyes were dry and she needed to blink. it took her back the room where they had met brian. doow woke up groggily and flapped his diamond like wings. "so... show us to the other houses please?" caasi said, wondering where morgan could have disapeared to. "with pleasure!" doow said overjoyed that she was no longer accompanied by what he considered to be an annoyance.
morgan was still at the door of existence, creation and all things known and unknown. he looked around himself once and noted that it looked like the very black sky and white plane that he fought the creature in. he looked even closer and found the land masses that had been carved up from the fighting. and even the remains of the creature, still scattered like a broken thousand peices puzzle. an eye turned up to greet morgan. theh uman had never noticed how finely creafted and intricate the designs were o nthe creature. a growling voice popped into bieng all around him, through him, and into the very deep recesses of his mind.
"what do you desire?" morgan didnt know what he wanted as he looked over the debris. a finger twitched here while a chunk of the creatures chest expanded and contracted with each breath it took. a segmented chain like tounge waggled wildly while the chunk of jaw close to it opened and closed with every word spoken. "what is it that you wish for more then anything else in the world? just think of it and it will be as real as the blood in your viens and the love you have for your wife."
morgans decision was already made before the voice had finished speaking.
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