three souls were sent to the crystal lake so that they could moniter the situation there with out complicating matters. this wouldve been a successful ploy had those three souls turned into dan jorg, who decided that a human form would best suit him, plus the contantly fight pure twins, evil the sight taller soul whose form was a ball of purple light, and her brother good, whose form was a ball of red light. since evil and good had no grounded bodies they could fly as high as they wanted. which never really helped dan in the least. one day while the crystal lake was in the process of recieving seven more souls to help out the original three, evil and good had gotten into a quickly heated debate about where the real problem with the crystal lake would lie. "i think its the crystals themselves, im not really sure why though, something just doesnt seem right with them." evil said slowly so her brother would think she was going to hit him. "no... i think its certain aspects of the waters ph balnce. its strong enough for a man, but not really for a owman." evil then socked good in the face and sent him floating across the surface of the lake. "you do know that your both right about the water and the crystals?" dan said out of the side of his mouth while walking over to the holographic display. "really?" they both said in unison while good ran back to evil and flung her high into the air by the energy wisp that mightve been her hair. "yeah, im not sure why but the individual signitures that are emenating from the crystal patches in the nothern sectors are a bit higher then those in the east and western sectors, and the southern crystal arent getting that much power for that matter either." both evil and good looked at jorg with astounding confusion. "what the hell are you trying to say?" good shouted with a slight hint of anger towards his sister. jorg cleared his throat, turned to good and brought him and evil over to the display so that they could see for themselves. "im saying that we need to find a way to get these sectors energy levels balanced right quick or other parts of the world the clarv are supposed to be fixing are going to have a heap of trouble on there hands." jorg explained. evil nodded the best a ball of purple light could nod. "i see what you mean there jorg. i see what you mean." with that evil and good began fighting each other again. leaving jorg and the other seven souls wondering what to do about the twins. while evil and good fought like crazy to get the upper hand on each other, dan had been fixing a few errors that he had seen in the ripples and even in the reflections of the crystals deep in the lake. but then he found something that simply took him by surprise, he wasnt worried about running out of air because he could breathe air as well as water, kind of like a fish. it was a gray metallic skull with one red light that kept blinking on and off. "well this is certainly strange," he said to himself. "id better go tell evil about this, maybe she knows something about weird anomalies. evile had her brother in a wispy headlock when dan stepped out of the lake, sopping wet to the core as the diamond like liquid feel and splashupon the multicolored grasses that had been growing along the random bits of data that had made there home in the erronious sectors of data that oculdnt be repaired. "i was wondering if you could tell me what this was? you know, since your evile and all that." dan smiled as she tried punching in the face, but her fist onlypassed through his face without any damage whatso ever. "you shut up good, i can still hurt you plenty. anyways, this would appear to be a..." her voice trailed off as her purple energy brushed acros the forehead of the skull, revealing all that it had held secret to mortal eyes. "a robot sent to the past to protect some kid named john conner, on a planet named earth... but it took a wrong turn at calcutta and it lost its head here, and now humanitys exctinct." dan was taken aback a bit. "humanity huh? what are they?" this time good was the one who answered. "humans are people who evolved from monkeys, who were extremely facinated with masterbation, and flinging dung at each other." dan smiled at the thought of the images that were passing through his head. "so... theyve evolved since then?" "yeah... but apparently most of a place called congress still likes flinging there own dung at each other, and the masterbatings still going on even today." dan took a step towards the wall that had seemingly cracked in half. "wow... what a weird species.dung flinging is such a primitive way of communicating with one another. but im really ocncerned about that skull, is it any danger to us?" evile tossed it behind her with out so much as a care in the world. "nope. not one bit. anyways, lets get back to repairing the wall of data here..." the skull bounced down the road, through the grassy plains and off a tremendously high cliff, into the boiling candy lakes, down the river and plunged down a giant waterfall where the force of the impact activated its repair sequence. evile stopped fixing the crack in the wall, as she thought she felt the wierdest of sensations. "i.... never mind. back to the wall!" as evil, good, and dan repaired the wall of data that had been corrupted by some weird and unknown force, an explosion rocked the area to such an extent that all of there hard work had become for naught. "ah, shit monkeys." evil said slightly depressed. "now weve got to repair that wall again.... dan, you know what couldve caused that explosion?" dan shook his hhead and said nothing, only gathering the lime green chunks of puzzle like data and trying to fit them together. "nope. no clue, but i bet it had something to do with the skull you found earlier. so why dont you go check ito ut evil?" evil glowed a bright purple and turned to good. "hey good, why dont you go check it out?" "SON OF A BITCH!" apparently, good wasnt to thrilled with the prospect of checking out the source of the explosion. "all right, ill go check it out, but only because you asked me to alright?" with that, the ball on red light floated away from his work site and apparently great work place. he followed the rumblings nad looked for any and all traces of damage, making sure to repair them along the way. "man this pisses me off.... why couldnt evil do it herself! MAN! SHES SO....EVIL!" while good was busy stating the obvious, he came across the silver skull with red eyes. "kill john-" "STFU!" good tore the skull off its partialy completed neck and threw it towards the center of the phere as hard as a ball of red light oculd throw anything. which was pretty damned far it turned out. "man, that pisses me off. first i get into a fight with evil, then i get into a fight with a self repairing robot skull out to kill john conner.... wait... theres no one named john conner out here is there?" good looked around some more for a few more hours, just to make sure. "no, no john conner here. well, i better get back to the-" "this is the world mom told me about." good turned around slowly with a peeved attitude and swore under his breathe. "yeah.... no shit. and who the fuck are yo-" "my names john conner. leader of the resistance. and you are?" good stared in disbeleif, right before him was a teenager with sandy brown hair, dark blue eye, a leather jacket, torn jeans and a backpack full of c4. "im good." "ok... i was asking your name." john conner said slightly. "no, no, im good!" good said again, hoping that john conner would get the messege. "its ok if you dont want to tell me your name." good was understandably irritated. "no, no... you really dont understand. my name, really is good!" john conner got excited for a few seconds before making the connection. "so your name is good?" "yes." "what the fuck is up with that?" good sighed. "come on, lets get you back to-" before he could say another word, a laser beam passed right through goods body and over johns head. "yeah.... that really doesnt do anything for me at all." "KILL JOHN CONNER!" at that moment, a bunch of pissed off robots erupted from the ground and fired there arsenal at john and good. "what the fuck did you do to piss these guys off?" "im humanitys salvation!" "thats all?"
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