alrighty folks, ive kept this son of a bitch anger pent up for a long time, and didnt want to bitch or complain, but fuck it, i need to vent, and nows a better fucking time then any to get this shit off of my fucking chest! ok so you know how ive been fucking pussyfooting around this whole prank thing for the last couple of days with out so much as a hint of being pissed off about how a bunch of fucking asshole rammers are bitching about the same prank theyve played on me? WELL NO FUCKING MORE! those guys are annoying, they piss me off something fierce, and im just getting this off my chest because there is nothing more entertaining then a white guy complaining on the world wide wuss... i mean web.
first off folks, lets get to the core of my anger: fucking robert. that homeless bastard of a redneck childfucking son of a bitch! ok, one hting i dont get is why? just WHY? the fuck man! i dont care if hes the fucking president! ill rant and fucking rave till my mind becomes a acid spewing lawn gnome, and we ALL FUCKING HATE THOSE SONS OF BITCHES! well, well ,well, yes im having a bitchfit, yesi m complaining, yes im just trying to get whatever resentment i have out ofm y system so that way i can fucking go back to being tohe cheering fucking bastard everything on this god forsaken hunk of fucking rock we live on wants me to be!
no its not enough that three people are bitching at me, or laughing at me, or fucking each other in the god damned pie holes.... NO! they have to bring it up all over the place "this man is bad! we punish bad men!" oh yeah real fucking genius asshole! ok then this fucking prick robert, who, btw is a really fucking creepy assmuncher, i seriously mena it, this guy has less teeth then your typical fedneck child fucker. and beleive me, there are al ot of them. in fact, i often wonder to msyelf why that hobo is fucking at the colledge!?
he doesnt have any money! hence the term, HOMELESS! but thats not all im pissed about folks, oh no! not by a fucking longshot, the thing im more pissed about then anything is that fucking prick fucking bastard darryl, who got the bright idea in his head, no, not even him, im pissed because im pissed, i want to fucking rant and rant, and just say "you know what? FUCK YOU!" AND BE DONE WITH THE WHOLE THING, BUT, NOOOOO.... i have to play the nice guy card and try to get this whole thing settled like a gental man, away from the creepy homeless pedophile. THE GUY PLAYS AS A CHICK ON SECOND LIFE! HES SECRETLY A TRANNY IN DISGUISE OF A REALLY UGLY OLD PERSON!
imagine that... an ugly tranny. seriously folks, im angry because of the situation that ive landed myself in. normally id have a great rant or two going, come the fuck on! ok, first things first, the prank has been utterly succsessful. i mean utterly! hell i might even repost that thing with just darryl and brian, just for the fuck of it. in fact, my plan is simple now that ive figured out that twitter is my main means of reaching people all over the fucking world, im going to bee maxing out twitter accounts left and right. hopefully.
BUT IM ANGRY! I WANT TO RANT! NOT PLOT! RANT! STOP HITTING ME YOU HOMELESS MASTERBATING BASTARD! I DONT WANT ANY OF YOUR DEMON SEEEEEEEED! FOR THOSE THAT DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT DEGRADING ONE ASSMUNCHING, HOTFUDGESUNDAE FUCKING BASTARD THAT HAS THE DEMEANOR OF A TWELVE YEAROLD GIRL COMPLAINING THAT HER FRIENDS HAVE DICKS, SO DOESNT SHE!?????
BECAUSE THE WORLD IS A FUCKING PIGSTY AND WELL LOOOOOOOOVE IT! FUCKING CHINA!
its all of a sudden occured to me that ive become derailed on what i was ranting about. well fuck it. you see folks, im an ice guy, i really am, i have a beautiful girlfriend, a loving family, and the best spiderwebbing project off all time. i love writing, its what i do best, true that i dont edit anything beforep osting it, but thats just me. the turht of the matter is that im angry at just robert for that fucktarded message he sent me. ive already posted my reply, and thats cool with me, but im still angry at his midget fucking ass. phew! i feel a lot better right now!
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