well folks, here its is, another opium blog... yeah right. anyways, let me catch you up on a few things, next tuesday i will be talking with uswin for as long as i feel safe, and the conversation doesnt lead to me getting hurt in one way or another. ive already taken down the pic from the posterous site, and ill soon be deleting the blog post here as well. anyways, im going to just ramble on, why? i want to!
so for those of you whove been following the story so far, thanks a bunch... or there could be one really crazy person with 25 computers bumping my hits. who knows at this point. but his electric bill must be fucking crazy... thats defenatley for sure! yeah yeah, screw off robert. i feel for your situation, but not so much for the fact your slightly crazy. ill show ya what i mean.
plus i need to get it out there for the record of events as well.
the name of this guy is robert ________ dont know his last name. but i like to call him treebeard, yes the ent from lotr. why? he has this crazy assed beard that looks like its a habitat for crack addled birds or something. anyways, hes a homeless dude thats just bufugly. the total oppisite of perty. even by redneck standards. anyways this is for the record so ill just put his response to my drunk email nuke, then my first reply, then my newest reply now that ive figured out it was robert and not uswin like i originally thought it was. wierd huh?
btw? his myspace name is "All-American Southern Redneck MuthaFukka" just thought id put that out there. anyways, heres robert/treebeard/the creepy fugly guy's response.
"Dickwad, I read what you typed, And on the first note, on what you typed about me, who the FUCK taught your retarded ass how to type? holy fuck, my 5 year old cousin could type better than that. Learn english, not engrish, you idiotic fuck. Secondly, WHERE THE FUCK do you get off, saying that shit about me? YOU'RE the one that has the restraining orders, at least two that i know of, for a fact. YOU'RE the creepy bastard that got caught filiming girls walking by on campus so you could stalk them later, and your lame excuse was, "I'm filiming the ducks." Motherfucker, if you ever, EVER put my name in your mouth again, and come back on campus, i promise you, you will be in extreme mental anguish, and you will not ever have kids, you cocksucking, assramming, shiteating, polesmoking analdwelling idiotic dicksplash motherfucking punkassed prick faggot pedophile sonofabitch. Have a nice life, you pathetic little loser. I wonder exactly how you 'll ever get published as a writer with the extreme lack of skills you showed in that email i saw."
isnt he FRIENDLY??? yes he is folks. now my initial thought was that this was uswin... so i was polite when normally id rant and rave and start a whole new can of worms.. which is kinda my style if the message is angry. so heres my reply back to "him".
"next chance i get ill add this to the record as well brian quinones, darryl maples, uswin wood. if this is the third one then the inclusion of you was nothing more then a mistake of judgement. how ever the first one ive apologized for. darryl maples is the one you should thank for your now bruised ego. do unto others as they do unto you. i have followed through on this to the letter. and linz has completed the circle by roasting me. so your problem no longer is with me but rather the planet earth as i have already acheived the pranks goal many many times over. the only real reason your ticked is because i did what you did to me. as for my writing style... its called a rough draft. there is nothing more to talk about with you three because this matter is finished as far as i am concerned. go cry foul over your bruised egos on 4chan. cause thats where i posted a fixed version with darryl only just minutes ago."
please note: i have no clue how to post on 4chan, nor would i want to really. that was my first reply. now, since i KNOW its robert/fugly/treebeard, heres my response, and i really do hope poor wittle robert reads this... hes my biggest blogstalker so far! tee hee!
"dear poor angry ugly person. i am withholding all and any angry comment back because i feel they have programs for people like you. i think its either called acorn or AA, by the way. by the way, have you been shaving with a peice of glass or something? because you look even worse then when i first saw you.
"as per the orders, i was unaware that they could be done with out notifying the person they wish to stay away from... interesting. also, as for the formentioned video, i taped over it with other footage, and yes, i was filming the ducks. the ducks are fun to watch. but thats besides the point. i was merely persuing my interest of filming. ive no actual interest in following anybody around. trust me, im not the creepy one.
"as per what i wrote, i have the freedom of expression, and when inebriated, i USE that FREEDOM to the best of my ability, whether or not you aprove of what i write about it, how i write about it, and the subject matter at hand, is none of my concern. the fact of the matter is that you, my angry little friend are nothing more then a speedbump trying to slow down the progress of those you find displeasing to be around.
"but, thats besides the point. robert, i want you to know that... you are NOT the king of the desert... you might be king of the crackneedle, queen of the dimebag, and duke of the lsd trips, but you, are not, the king of me. you do NOT boss me around. you do NOT tell me where to go and where not to go. you do NOT tell me what i can and can not do. there is something comically sad about you, always hovering in the net like a rich person, who, by the way, if you wanted to emulate, i could set you up with five or six couch cushions to make a little fort out of...
"but i digress my angry little wizard of oz reject. you see, i award originality, i love it to death. originality is what sets the great from the not so great. see, if you had known that, then you would have chosen better then the usual gammet of insults. but do not cut yourself for need of emotional damage. i am simply stating that you COULD do better then the usual ho hum quality of insults you chose to sadly display.
"on another note, i AM going to marry miss caasi lee drury, i just need to talk to manuel about it. i will eventually have kids, and the world will be much better off for it all together. unlike you, who is presumabley homeless, angry, stressed out beyond normal, and unshaven... also? your face looks like a monkey. just saying. i have plans and goals, while you merely just hang on to your self centered cross dressing ego plays second life online.
"that is another fact i wish to adress. the simple fact that you play a female character, who likes to do guys in the butt with a purple shlong in a VIRTUAL game... says a lot about how you feel about yourself. psychologicaly, your fucked.
"that being said, my style of writing, which is unedited, is merely a rough draft for a grander plan. i will become a published author, and in one planned book, i will dedicate to tearing your angry, degrading, fugly, mean spirited... well, i could go on, but the majority of this reply speaks for itself. my style of writing is my own, i like it. if you dont, then why do you read it? do you secretly wish you couldhave my lifestyle? and why your fixation on phalic insults? so you secrectly want to come out of the closet?
"i feel for your situation, i really do. i may be a jack ass, but i am not a cold hearltess person that you seem to think i am. however, i will NEVER tolerate disrespectful behaviour or messages from others. including those less fortunate then myself. so to you my angry hominid, i bid you adue.
"may you soon be group shanked. because we both know you wouldve perferred it things had been much better off lifestyle wise. sigh."
and there you go.
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