Sunday, October 4, 2009

singolarita dimensionale, part 4

linheber ed looked around him, he was no where near the university, and certainly not anywhere near a broadway production. "oh hell... its morgans little tart." caasi gave linheber a fierce look that sat his plump butt down. "ok, heres the deal, you help me and my husband-" "HUSBAND!? HOWED THAT HAPPEN!? WHYED IT HAPPEN!?" linheber screamed in panic. "WILL YOU SHUT THE FLYING.." caasi took a deep breath, she did not have any time for this. "look, linheber, me and morgan are kinda screwed at this point in time, resaec, your FRIEND has trapped us in the singolarita dimensionale... and we need to get out. is there any other way that you could think of that we can use to get the hell out of this place?"

linheber now understood the predicament he was in. furthermore, he didnt like being told what to do. that was his job to do to other people. "well, if it helps you get out of my face that much faster then i guess i could help you out for now... just dont tell morgan, or ill NEVER hear the end of it." caasi shrugged and hsook hands with linheber. she was going to tell him anyways. "so lets get back to morgan and tell him what your thoughts are on the matter." caasi said gruffly. she blinked a couple of times before she saw morgan yet again, trying to recreate the creature from that hundred of left over parts.  "its best if we leave him to his own devices, hes had a rough couple of days now."

linheber looked at morgan with a certain level of curiousity that you would give a slug if you were planning on pouring salt on it. "i guess i COULD let him go for now... that production was a complete disaster... no one smelled right, and they were all wearing the wrong costumes and several of the women were pmsing... which i told them NOT to do..." linheber went on like this for the next few hours until brian decided to punch him in the face. "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

over the next couple of days, linheber was brought up to speed on what the happy couple had been up to, as well as what new developments had popped up since he last saw them. but the conversation quickly turned to some possible ways of getting out of there current place of residence. "as far as i can tell, this is a simple ten dimensional peice of land. im sure youve noticed the mirror you on the other side?" caasi noddedas linheber continued. "to put it simply, that IS you, but completely seperate from this dimension." linheber ate quietly for a couple of bites before asking the first thing that came to mind. "so... is morgan really all 'lets go beat that bad person up' all the time?" caasi giggled a little bit before answering. 

"not at all! when he first came to the dream dimension, he was just facinated by all the possibilities. but then he fought the beast, and became stuck here. his waking dimension body is currently in a coma till he gets back." she yawned, ready to get some sleep at the house of the unreasonable. "so... are you always telling people how you dont like every aspect of them?" linheber coughed at the thought. "GOOD HEAVENS NO! i dont think thats a very healthy way to live. i actually enjoy a lot of the things people normally do... but i just dontl ike morgan that much. long story."

that night, morgan came back dissapointed yet again as the second creature he created, refused his off and then exploded. "well that certainly sucked... im tired of this..." morgan said in a bad mood as he wooked in the front door to the house of the unreasonable and heard linhebers voice. he instantly went into lost wolf mode and sped down the hallway, turned a corned, and then burst through the door caasi and linheber were in. "WHAT IS THAT MAN DOING HERE!?" he asked in a furious tone of voice.

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