shit! god damn thats horrible coffee. i guess the theme for every starbucks is that if it tastes like shit then itll keep you up for at least 4800 hours straight. or at least thats what im getting from this thing already. oh no! there it goes! that perverbial heartbeat that screams out to the world like a newborn baby being adopted by some horrible mixture of celebrity couples and brittany spears. because EVERYONE wants to see the horrid mishapen vagina. EVERYONE. even you. you sick bastard.
but beyond the norm of things, im still kinda twitchy about this whole meeting thing. i mean, sure, why not take the chance to step out of my comfort zone... namely the house and go talk to uswin, but then again, my brains going, "hold the fuck up" why? its a trap, i know its a trap. it has trap written all over it like a bad movie that hollywood is deciding to whore out to the public. why? because money gets made no matter how bad the script is, how poor the acting or how fucked up the lousy make up job is. is that blood? no... its chocolate syrup.
yes even that bad. you see folks, im a cynic of the worst kind. i will debate you even if you say that "puff the magic dragon" is a movie with a hidden message about smoking pot. because lets all face the fucked up truth here folks. it is. the dragon represents pot, and the little kid represents every stoners wish to land that once in a lifetime high, where even the smallest fart sound will give you deadly fits of laughter. seriously deadly fits of laughter.
but im here one more time to just bitch and complain and generaly entertain you all into the idea that maybe the world isnt such a badp lace after all. you could get one message of such delerious contempt that it makes you wonder if were all fucked in the head. or if someones fucking someone else in the head. hey, you never know these days. they have a porn for everything now a days.
but the main thing to enjoy, is the slight fact that given the national, world wide, or premature ejaculatori reaction of every republican whenever obama makes a sudden fopa on his part, i think democrats will defenatley be the rulng party for ever. yes bitches, i said it. democratic party will rule the states forever, cause we know what the fuck to do.
this somehow went from stupid rant to stupid political rant. its amazing!
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